I. Guigemar 
A good story deserves to be
well told. My gracious lords, Marie
understands her obligation
on such a fortunate occasion
when an interesting story
presents itself. And yet I worry
that any show of excellence
invites envy of women’s or men’s
achievements. Slanders, insults, and lies
attend me. Everybody tries
to sneer at whatever one composes —
they joke and even thumb their noses.
They are cowardly dogs that bite,
mean, malicious, and full of spite.
But I refuse to be deterred
as, line by line and word by word,
I do my best to compose my lay,
whatever the jealous critics say.
I shall relate some tales to you
from Brittany that I know are true
and worthy of your attention. In
a friendly spirit, let us begin.
This was back in Hoilas’s reign,
when in battles men were slain
or badly wounded. One of the king’s
barons, trusted in all things,
was lord of Liun: his given name
was Oridial. He enjoyed great fame
for valour. His wife had borne him two
children, a beautiful daughter who
was called Noguent and a son,
a smart and very handsome one,
named Guigemar. His mother doted
on him, and his father was devoted.
Too soon he grew to the proper age
to be sent away to serve as page
in the court of a distant king. The lad
excelled there because he had
courtesy and charm and wit
and with them he showed that he was fit
for knighthood. The king’s ceremonial sword
touched his shoulder and that lord
promoted him deservedly
to the ranks of noble chivalry
and gave him a set of armor, too,
to equip him for fighting and derring-do.
Guigemar gave gifts to those
who had been kind to him. He chose
to go to Flanders, which was inviting
because of its continual fighting,
which was the road to fame. He showed
allegiance to the chivalric code
and a puissance which was such that he
had no equal in Burgundy,
Gascony, Lorraine, Anjou,
or anywhere else. The whole world knew
that Guigemar was brave and above
reproach — except in matters of love,
to which he was indifferent. He
had many an opportunity
from beautiful noble ladies who
made it clear that if he would woo
he would win them instantly.
But somehow he seemed not to be
interested or even aware.
It puzzled his friends; he didn’t care,
but went on his solitary way
and there was nothing they could say.
Having earned great fame as a knight,
he decided after a while that he might
go home to visit his parents and his
sister whom he’d begun to miss,
and they were longing to see him, too,
but after a month with them he grew
restless and thought it might be wise
to engage in some strenuous exercise
like hunting. He called on friendly knights
and summoned beaters and when the lights
of the stars gave way to the rising sun
they set out together for the one
kind of venery he found
agreeable. It was at the sound
of a horn that the grooms let the hounds go
to quarter the ground with their noses low
to catch the scent of a suitable stag.
Guigemar and the knights would lag
behind with weapons at the ready,
hoping for a stag, but he
found a hind, completely white,
with a fawn beside her. At this sight
the hounds bayed and the hind darted
out of the bush. As soon as she started
Guigemar fired an arrow that found
the animal’s forehead. She fell to the ground
but the arrow somehow ricocheted
returning to the knight where it made
a passage through his thigh and through
his horse’s skin from which it drew
a trickle of blood. The knight fell down
into the thick grass on the ground
close to the hind, that said somehow,
“I am fatally wounded, and now
as long as you live you will feel
pain from your wound that will not heal.
No root or herb or elixir will
ever be of help until
you find a woman willing to
suffer even more pain than you
can imagine, more pain than any other
woman has felt, wife or mother,
for the sake of your love, and you’ll undergo
equal anguish — so much so
that lovers will be astonished by
your torments. Now go and let me die.”
The knight was dismayed hearing this
and wondered what would alleviate his
suffering and if there could be
a woman anywhere whom he
could love or be loved by. Appalled
by what the hind had said, he called
his page and ordered him to ride
to fetch his companions. Then he tried
to bind the wound as well as he could,
remounted his horse that stood
nearby and managed to ride away.
It’s inconsistent: what can I say?
He felt ashamed at having been
so badly wounded and in chagrin
was reluctant to be seen in this
condition. He did not stay for his
friends but disappeared into
the wood on a path that led him through
the trees to an open space where he
found a stream that ran to the sea.
He came to a harbor that he did not
remember (or had he forgot?)
in which was a ship ready to sail.
The planks of her decks were ebony and
her sail was silk and very grand.
He advanced to the shore and climbed aboard
this mysterious vessel, called out a word
of greeting but heard no reply.
The ship was deserted. He wondered why,
but he saw a bed of cypress wood
inlaid with gold and ivory, good
enough for Solomon of old.
In the silken bedclothes were threads of gold
and the pillow was such that any knight
whose head had touched it would never turn white.
The coverlet was sable lined
with satin. Guigemar reclined
on the bed in need of a few minutes’ rest —
but he slept for an hour, or so he guessed.
He was about to disembark
but he could make out in the dark
that the ship was now on the high seas
with its sail bellied out in the breeze.
He was not afraid but he realized
his helplessness — which he despised.
He was in pain but this he could bear.
He prayed to God to take good care
of him and help him to survive
and guide the vessel to let it arrive
at some safe harbor. Exhausted, he
lay down again and amazingly
fell asleep as the ship progressed
heading generally west
even with no one at the helm
to arrive at last at an unknown realm.
The lord who ruled over it was old
and very jealous. He controlled
his wife who was so beautiful
that he doubted she was dutiful
(although he had no reason to
but still this is what old men do).
He’d built her a lovely garden at
the foot of the keep, with high walls that
enclosed it — except for its view of the sea.
There were guards, as you would expect, in three
shifts around the clock. Also
there was a chapel where she could go
for solace, with paintings high above
on the walls. Venus, the goddess of love,
was shown in one in the act of throwing
a volume of Ovid into the glowing
fire that waits for sinners who read
its naughty pages and pay them heed.
As her companion, the husband supplied
a niece of his to be at her side
for entertainment. Add to this mise
en scène a priest whose privities’
wounds made his vows of chastity
superfluous entirely.
He recited masses and was able
as well to wait on the women at table.
Late one afternoon, the wife
as she did almost every day of her life
went after dinner to take her ease
in the garden, dozing under the trees.
When she awoke the women talked
of this and that and, as they walked
they noticed a ship that lay hove to
without any apparent crew.
The lady thought that this was queer
and felt apprehension and even fear,
but her companion, curious,
bolder, and more adventurous,
proposed that they should take together
a further look to discover whether
it might be good. Her show of spirit
encouraged the lady and they drew near it
and boarded the vessel: a ghost ship but
for the knight on the bed with his eyes shut.
Asleep? Wounded? Dead? The two
conferred about what they should do.
The lady thought that if he was dead
they should fetch the priest: a mass should be said
and he should be buried. “But if he is not,
we can speak with him and ask him what
brought him here and who he is.”
The two of them decided that this
was correct and they advanced to the bed
where the knight was lying, in some dread
that the youth with this beautiful body had faced
danger and died. What a great waste!
She put her hand upon his chest.
It was warm! There were heartbeats, too! She guessed
he was alive . . . And then he woke,
looked up into her face, and spoke,
rejoicing to find that the ship had come
to rest in a place where there seemed to be some
hope of care for the wound he bore.
The lady asked him from what war
he had arrived here. He told her how he
had shot the hind that had to be
charmed for the arrow somehow bounced
and wounded his thigh. And the hind announced
that its only possible cure could come
from the hand of a damsel. (He omitted some
details about how she would suffer
as he would also. This was enough for
the moment, he thought.) He told her how
he boarded the vessel that pointed its prow
to bring him here and he asked her for
help. He was tired. His leg was sore.
He did not know how to steer
the ship that had managed to bring him here.
She in her turn explained to him
about her husband and the grim
constraints he had put on her, increased
by the watchful eye of her jailor-priest.
“If you wish to remain until you are healed,
we shall be happy to keep you concealed
and take care of you as well as we can.”
The knight thanked her for her generous plan
and he raised himself up from the bed. The two
women helped him to take a few
steps and then a few more until,
relying on them and on sheer will,
he reached their chamber at last where he
fell down on the maiden’s bed. Then she
and her mistress brought water in bowls
to wash his wound and bind it in towels
of finest linen. They gave him care
and attention, and set aside a share
of their food for him. His gratitude
transmogrified into a mood
he admitted to himself at last
was love for the lady, and, downcast,
he remembered what the hind had said
in her dying threat. As he lay in bed
he could not imagine what he
should do. What if he were to be
rejected? He would die of a grief
from which there could be no relief.
He recalled her speech, her sparkling eyes,
and proceeded then to anatomize
the many aspects of her perfection
that had inspired his affection.
He had not dared imagine — let
alone expect — that she might yet
find in her heart the same affection.
Hopelessly and in deep dejection
he was unwilling to betray
his passion for her in any way
and he feared to make any mention of
this onset of unexpected love,
which he thought would be a great mistake.
The lady, who’d spent all night awake,
arose in the morning fearfully
to face another day when she
would have to dissimulate and hide
the feelings of passion that inside
her breast were burning. Her niece could see
her pallor by which her misery
betrayed itself. It hardly took
more than a fleeting, cursory look.
She decided that she would
help the couple if she could
and went to the bed where Guigemar lay,
for candor is often the only way
to sort these matters out, and she
was the soul of kindness and decency.
She entered his room and sat down near
the bed. Delighted to see her here,
he asked where his lady had gone and why
she’d risen so early. The maiden’s reply
was, “You are in love, and should not conceal
the fact from her or yourself. What you feel,
she feels also. What you must do
is think of her constantly and be true,
which will not be difficult, for she
is beautiful and she can see
that you are handsome.” To this the knight
listened in transports of delight
and said he’d be in a sorry state
if she did not reciprocate.
“Help me, sweet friend. I am at the brink
of madness and am unable to think.
The maiden assured him that she would do
what he and her mistress would want her to.
Whatever was possible she would try
to accomplish for them, and he could rely
on her good will. At once he could see
her courtliness and nobility.
As soon as the lady was done with mass,
she inquired of the obliging lass
how the knight was doing, how
he had slept through the night, and now
how he looked. The maid replied
that she should go to Guigemar’s side
and ask him directly. “He would receive
you graciously, I do believe.”
It was not so simple as she’d expected,
for the knight was afraid of being rejected
and did not want to presume or press
too hard, although in great distress.
He was afraid she might take offence
at what he said and order him hence.
Still, one who keeps his infirmity
concealed is not very likely to be
cured. On the other hand, he thought
of the ladies’ men of the court who ought
to behave better and how they flirt
with women who are playful and pert
as this one was so clearly not.
He could not decide exactly what
to say or how to say it. His pain
decided the question. He could not remain
in this discomfort for years and years.
Having no choice then, he confessed
to the passion for her that in his breast
blazed in fury. “If you will not
cure me of this ailment I’ve got,
I shall perish. I do implore
your mercy. I languish and am heartsore.”
The lady replied that she would need
time to reflect. The question he’d
put to her was not of the kind
to which she was accustomed. Inclined
one way by her heart and another by
her head, she allowed herself a sigh
to which he answered: “In God’s name,
some women play at love as a game,
enjoying the courtship that gives them a feeling
of beauty and makes them more appealing.
A wiser woman should be prepared
to rejoice in a love that is privately shared.
If she loves a man and is sure that he
loves her too, what can there be
but joy and delight that are the goal
of every philosophical soul?
This argument seemed so persuasive
that she felt no need to be evasive
but granted him her love as she
kissed his mouth repeatedly,
and his response to this was to press
forward manfully to address
their mutual discomfort. Then
they lay together as women and men
do to fondle and embrace
each other, emboldened now to face
their future together. Joy beyond measure
we wish them both and every pleasure.
The arrangement lasted for a year
and a half, but we all learn to fear
Fortune’s vicissitudes as she
turns her wheel capriciously
in her reversals and surprises.
One man falls; another rises
Eventually they were found out.
(Did anyone have any doubt?)
One morning as they lay beside
each other, the thoughtful lady sighed
and suggested that sooner or later they
would run out of luck. She went on to say,
“If you die, I, too, wish to die.
If you manage somehow to fly
away and survive, I am quite sure
that among the many ladies who’re
able to see your beauty you
will find a suitable one. Or two.
But I shall have to remain here, sad,
lonely, bereft, and nearly mad.”
Guigemar answered, “Do not say
such things. I swear there is no way
that I could turn to another. May
I find no peace or joy if I
break this promise. You may rely
on what I am telling you.” “My dear,
allay, if you can, my nagging fear.
Give me your shirt and allow me to
put a knot in its tail. One who,
without the use of scissors or knife,
can undo the knot you may take as a wife,
mistress, or concubine with my
permission.” Guigemar in reply
asked for the same kind of pledge from her,
and gave her a belt on which there were
intricate buckles here and there.
A man who did not cut or tear
the belt but contrive to remove it somehow
he would approve for her and allow
her to take as a lover. The two
agreed and found other things to do.
That of course was the very day when
the lord sent one of his serving men
to deliver a message. When he could not gain
entry he peered through a window pane
high off the ground and there he spied
the lovers. To say what he’d seen inside
the room he ran back to his lord
to report. The master reached for his sword,
took three burly men along,
and went to the chamber to right this wrong.
They broke down the door and entered in
to the scene of the couple’s sordid sin.
He ordered his men to kill the knight,
who stood up to meet them and, to fight,
grabbed a laundry pole that he
could use as a weapon. If he were to be
killed he could at least take one
or two with him, if only for fun.
The lord, impressed by this, asked who
he was and how he had managed to
enter the lady’s chamber. The knight
explained about how he’d shot the white
hind, and what it had said, and then
the ship that appeared without any men
to steer it that had brought him here.
The lord thought this was rather queer,
either nonsense or else a joke.
He thought for a moment and then spoke,
telling the knight that if he could
summon that vessel back, it would
be permitted that he embark.
To this he added a last remark,
that if the knight on that ghost ship
were somehow to survive the trip,
he would be distressed to hear
the news. But it would give him cheer
to be informed that the knight had drowned.
They went to the harbor and there they found
the vessel waiting. Without delay
Guigemar boarded and sailed away.
Kneeling on the polished deck
the knight prayed for a storm and a wreck
that would take his life if he could not see
his sweetheart again. Mortality
was the only relief he could think of for
his ailment. But he reached the shore
of his homeland and left the ship behind
as he made his way up the shingle to find
a youth he had raised who was now a squire
to another knight from a nearby shire.
The youth recognized him at once and he
dismounted and bowed, delighted to see
Guigemar again. At a canter
they rode together exchanging banter
while the young man assured him that he would be
welcomed home with sincerity.
He was, but the knight, nevertheless
seemed downcast and in some distress.
A few of his friends, concerned for him,
suggested he marry: he took a dim
view of this suggestion. He said
he’d promised not to romance or wed
any maiden or dame who could not
without violence undo the knot
someone had made in the tail of his shirt.
It was an unlikely thing to assert
and news of this extraordinary
requirement was broadcast very
far and wide. Many women came
to make an attempt at the strange game
in which Guigemar himself would be
the prize for someone’s dexterity.
I hardly need report that none
was successful. It simply couldn’t be done.
Meanwhile, the lady he’d left behind
was locked in a tower and confined
to a single room in which her tears
flowed as she prayed for death. Two years
she spent this way. Indeed, her only
hope was to put an end to a lonely
existence: if she could get to the sea
she could drown herself and it would be
done with. She imagined this
and in her dreams whispered into his
ear of her grief and her despair.
Could he not help her? Did he not care?
She arose one day as if in a trance
to discover that by some curious chance
the door had been left unbolted and she
was able to pass through it, free
and unhindered. She headed rapidly for
a large rock that stood on the shore
from which she planned to leap to her death.
She ran until she was out of breath
and there was that ghost ship tied up beside
it, waiting for an outgoing tide.
She boarded it for she knew it was how
Guigemar had left and now
it would take her as well. She would
have thrown herself overboard if she could,
but she was exhausted, an utter wreck,
and she collapsed upon the deck.
The vessel carried her, as we
might have expected, to Brittany
and either through fate or merely luck
to the fortified castle of Mariaduc.
Looking out of his window he
noticed the ship — a mystery
for there seemed to be no sailors aboard.
He summoned his chamberlain, took his sword,
and, in the brief inspection he made, he
found, of course, the beautiful lady
whom he led to his castle. He gave
her every comfort she might crave.
She was, he could see, of noble blood
and beautiful. She would be a good
wife and mother, he thought, and fell
in love with her. He had her dwell
in her own apartments in which she
had his sister for company.
She was richly dressed and fed with rare
dainties he had his cooks prepare.
He professed his love for her in many
ways but she did not pay any
heed to his declarations. Sad
and distracted, she told him at last
of the belt she wore that bound her fast
to another man — or it was both
the belt she had on and also the oath
she had taken. This news was not
at all welcome. He wondered what
was going on, for he’d had word
of a knight with a similarly absurd
constraint — a knot someone had made
in his shirt tail no one could undo.
“And I think that that someone was you.”
Hearing this, the lady sighed,
and her tears fell fast to make two wide
rivulets down her cheeks. But he
took no notice and brutally
undid the laces of her dress
to unfasten the belt, but without success.
In a fit of petulance he invited
others to try it, but no knight did
better. Each night after dinner
they played the game, but with never a winner.
There came in time a threat of war,
which Meriaduc was ready for,
but he proposed instead to hold
a tournament with brave and bold
knights of each side to joust and decide
the casus belli and take great pride
in what they’d done. From near and far
he invited knights, and Guigemar
was one of these. (He was promised a great
reward in order to compensate
him for his trouble.) With this went
every kind of compliment
and protestations of friendship. These
pleasant words and courtesies
brought Guigemar, accompanied by
a hundred knights, each ready to try
his luck and skill. Lodging them all
in a tower richly decked with all
kinds of tapestries, the host
welcomed them and gave a most
persuasive expression of gratitude.
He sent then for his sister, as you’d
expect, and the lady with her whom
he longed for. The two entered the room
hand in hand. Hearing his name
the lady almost fainted. The same
Guigemar? The name is rare.
How many other gentlemen bear
that odd cognomen? But then he spoke,
“Sweetheart! Darling! My heart broke
when I sailed away.” But can it be
she? The similarity
is great but how did she come here?
Is she an illusion as I fear?
Uncertain as he was, he guessed
that he might put her to the test
by sitting beside her. Casual chat
between them about this and that
would make it clear. He took a chair
close to her but a silent stare
was all he was able to get from her.
Meriaduc saw how they were
nonplussed, and said the knight should see
whether the woman beside him could be
the one to untie the challenging knot
in the tail of his shirt. On the spot
Guigemar ordered that it be brought
and given to the lady he thought
would be able to untie it, but she
was afraid and, full of misery,
refused even to try unless
Meriaduc permitted. “Yes,”
he said, “do what you can with it.”
Instantly, without a whit
of trouble, she untied the knot,
delighting Guigemar. But what
about the belt? If this was she,
she would have it still, and he
placed his hands on her hips to feel
for the belt. It was there, and she was real!
“Beloved,” he said, “my fondest dreams
are realized, for indeed it seems
that you are here beside me. Who
brought you here?” Her answer to
these questions you all know: how she
found herself at liberty,
went to drown herself but then
saw the ship. This best of men
had housed her here with all respect
and behaviour that was quite correct,
although he kept proposing to her
as constantly he tried to woo her.
But here was Guigemar, and she
at last was as happy as she could be.
Guigemar rose and said, “I implore
you, Meriaduc, to restore
my love to me. I shall be your
vassal for three years or four
with my hundred knights.” But the latter replied,
“I am not in need of vassals. I’d
rather keep her. I was the one
who found her and I declare that none
shall take her away from me.” But when
Guigemar heard this, he had his men
mount and ride away. With him
came other knights who took a dim
view of Meriaduc’s deportment.
They were a most impressive assortment
and they all went to join the foe
of Meriaduc — which meant, you know,
that the war was ended before it began.
But Guigemar, a determined man,
returned to Meriaduc to lay
siege to his town and in this way
force him to give the lady back.
Others appeared. There was no lack
of spirited knights to give him aid
in his cause. Their numbers made
an overwhelming force. Inside
the town many men and women died,
slowly starving to death. At last,
made desperate by the protracted fast,
and having lost heart as well as weight,
someone opened the main gate.
Guigemar stormed the castle and slew
its lord, as we would expect him to.
With joy he took his lady and their
troubles vanished into thin air.
With harp and zither this fine story
has come into the repertory.