Employment  

Ads have been pulled, but the sky continues to invite into

its ranks a specialist, male or female, in the production of clouds.

Given the increase in the scope of the work, it seeks an inventive

and skilful person to multiply the number of clouds without

triggering showers or storms. As well as technical know-how

we expect good communication skills and outstanding

negotiating abilities. You will have to convince customers

who for millennia have been concluding their holy business

from the refuge of crystal armchairs that in future they will have to

share their space. How you will persuade them of the necessity

of expansion is left to your own judgement. If they should refer

to higher authority, you may on your own initiative and

without witnesses threaten them with having their wings clipped.

We presuppose an excellent knowledge of the language of the winds

and the dialect of heavenly directions, and at least a basic

comprehension of Old Hebrew. Are you ambitious, did you ever

put fireflies into jars, and are you unafraid of heights?

Address your application to the heavens with the subject line “cloud.”